Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 16, 2015
December 15, 2015
December 17, 2015
Transcript:
Man: I'm so sick of you foiling my plots and thwarting my schemes! It's very frustrating! Rip Haywire: How about pummeling you into submission? Tired of that, too? TNT: If you're interested, Rip's vanquishment foes have a support group that meets every other Thursday at Dave and Buster's.
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
That KA-BUH-BYE does it every time. Rip knows how to “Dole” it out to the Hawaiian.
StoicLion1973 almost 9 years ago
So that’s who those guys are I see when I go to D&B! They make it difficult to enjoy Super Mario Kart 8!
CYGNUS X1 almost 9 years ago
The meeting starts something like this. Hi my names the Hawaiian, Everyone: Hi Hawaiian!! Hawaiian: Every month I get Ka-Hammered by you know who (name must not be mentioned in the meeting, its in the bylaws) and I need help!! Rogue Amish: We here for ya Hawaiian! The Highwayman: Just join the D&B Pokemon tournament its step 2 in the 12 step “you know who” program…..
Plods with ...™ almost 9 years ago
No wonder it’s so loud in D&B. Those guys have had their bell rung so many times by Rip.
Darwinskeeper almost 9 years ago
Rip is mistaken, the last time he had it out to Hawaiian, the assassin got the better of him. The one thing Rip did that impressed the Hawaiian was stand up to his punches without falling over. Maybe it was because Rip was super pissed at the Hawaiian using his “naming his fists” thing.
billdi Premium Member almost 9 years ago
best laugh of the day
NWdryad almost 9 years ago
Hmmm. If I remember right, back in Polynesia, the Hawaiian beat Rip badly. Why the sudden change? couldn’t it be more of a ka-fight?
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
Today, I wish to give the Dragoncat Award to Mr. Dan Thompson, because his strip has produced the Best ROLF Commentary List Ever!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!…BTW… Does this support group have a website?