Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 22, 2015

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    gammaguy  almost 9 years ago

    And the wing (fender) doesn’t crumple, it crumpets.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    When the tea bag deploys, instead of black eyes on impact you get a caffeine buzz.

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    …and the electronics don’t work half the time.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 9 years ago

    THe true curse of British car repair and rebuilding was having Whitworth thread nuts and bolts getting lose in the SAE spares.

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    Egrayjames  almost 9 years ago

    British car owners loved to tinker with their cars. That was part of the joy of ownership. Triumphs, MG’s, and Jag’s were in constant need of minor repairs that any enthusiast could do. Problem was, when they were imported to the U.S. owners brought their cars to mechanics for most repairs……and that cost money!!!

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    IndyMan  almost 9 years ago

    Had a friend rebuild a Jaguar ‘Salon’(pronounced ‘Saloon’) painted it British Racing Green(cost him a fortune) then a hurricane came along and he had to do it all over again. Finally, sold it for about $5000.

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    Rwill  almost 9 years ago

    Brits don’t have collisions, they have prangs. Or so I heard.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    I have a comment about the deployment, but I don’t want to get sidelined again.

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    cubswin2016  almost 9 years ago

    It must have been an Austin Healey.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    And them damned BSA threads….

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    With British cars, you just need to take a traditional approach -It was traditional to threaten my MGA’s starter with the factory supplied knock-off hammer.Swinging it around while cursing in Welsh helped, too.

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    stephenf  almost 9 years ago

    Own a British car you also have to own a British mechanic. Except for a Morgan. Then you also have to own a British carpenter.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    I had a “foreign” car once! It was a Dodge truck made in Canada…

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    Bandusia15  almost 9 years ago

    My God, Gaunt! You know I love you, but I have seen this poem reprinted like 17 times today! ENOUGH!!!

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    mklange Premium Member almost 9 years ago
    Owned an 88 Sterling once, I drove the dealership courtesy loaner as often as I drove the Sterling while it was under warranty. Lucas, Prince of Darkness and the reason the Brits drink warm beer, electronics, Austin Rover carriage [don’t] work. Lexus motor and transmission — the only parts of the car with any reliability.As someone else said of their British car, it always needed something.
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    Jim Kerner  almost 9 years ago

    Those tea bags don’t deploy unless it’s 4 O’ Clock.

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