Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 20, 2010

Wiz must have been really drunk to change gold into cheese. Forget the cheese, Wiz! You’re rich!!!

“Sure there is Wiz”. Quit drinking.

So can King Midas.

I personally like a bloody caesar or two. It works for me.

chez-wiz

So that’s where Cheez Whiz® comes from.

So that’s where cheesy goldfish come from.

who would turn gold to cheese?

You ROCK, Sheik Yerbouti and Coyoty!!!! And also scizzors and paper…. This stroke is a stitch in time to save nine.

To be useful, that magic has to work on baaad days as well as good ones. Maybe turning the cheese into Alka-Seltzer….

Ooh, cheese!

After changing straw into gold… Is there really a down side or am I missing something today?

“Gromit! We just learned how to turn gold into Cheeeeeeese!!!”

Oh yeah!! Cheese is better than gold! Way to go, Wiz!

Can’t eat gold.

♫ Cheese, glorious cheese! ♫

Well,, this might not be a cure, but have you thought about Not Drinking to Excess?

Just make sure that you have all left before he cuts it

I’d rather stop the consumption of cheese, especially those gold fish things. (blech)

Heck, turning gold into cheese would be a really useful skill. Have you seen the prices at Kroger lately?

:-P

RadioTom, is that a reference to the SPAM song?