Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2010

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    gimmickgenius  over 14 years ago

    He’s lying! it’s only been two hours.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Did you hear the one about the guy who had a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for hours.

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Tell the truth.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 14 years ago

    That’s what you get for buying from Internet pharmacies.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Do you think this is covered under the new health care plan?

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    Pinocchio should try anabolic steroids.

    I didn’t know Pinocchio’s adult occupation was a politician.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Remember, it’s not Pinocchio’s fault; if he was picking a nose, he wouldn’t have picked that one.

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    waynl  over 14 years ago

    No, he lied about the size.

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    cats32  over 14 years ago

    rum!

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    wolfhoundblues1  over 14 years ago

    New into politics are you?

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    ChazNCenTex  over 14 years ago

    Obviouosly Pinnoch was snorting his Viagra.

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    Viagra for noses?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago

    So just what does happen when it DOES last more than four hours? I tried Googling for an answer once (purely out of intellectual curiosity, of course) and found nothing but dire warnings of potential unspecified damage.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    barticle35 said, about 8 hours ago

    That’s what you get for buying from Internet pharmacies.

    Too funny! I say you get the gold star for today.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    I’m not going to touch this one with a ten-foot… pole.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    Got wood?

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    markthenurse1  over 14 years ago

    Are you sure you didn’t take Viagara instead of lying, Pinocchio?

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    mitchmilam  over 14 years ago

    If it lasts 4 hours on me…. the heck with calling dr…I’m calling the town gossip

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    TheMonsterX  over 14 years ago

    If he lies anymore, he’ll poke out the Wiz’s eye.

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    lungdoc  over 14 years ago

    Is that his nose or is he just happy to see the wizard?

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    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    I know it’s an old joke…but if Pinocchio

    can lick his eyebrows as well he’ll be the

    most popular boy in ID…{{;-o)

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    pawpawbear  over 14 years ago

    Naughty.

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    maree pavletich  over 14 years ago

    Shouldn’t have taken Liagra then Mr P.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    PS: It’s painful: If it goes on too long it will damage the ability of your nose to stick out fully ever again. The problem is that blood flow is stuck in the nose and won’t flow out again. Dr. Steidle in “the Impotence handbook” tells that it can be so damaged that it can never get more than an inch long again. It’s the FIRST item on my BING search. Took longer to write this than to find it.

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    artisanx  over 14 years ago

    Maybe he has a nose for Nookie…

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    sdvogel  over 14 years ago

    Perhaps it was Miracle Grow, considering his vegatative nature.

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    Mihir Asher  over 14 years ago

    Ooooh looks like he’s got some serious wood!

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    cats32  over 14 years ago

    his nose will grow again!

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