So just what does happen when it DOES last more than four hours? I tried Googling for an answer once (purely out of intellectual curiosity, of course) and found nothing but dire warnings of potential unspecified damage.
PS: It’s painful: If it goes on too long it will damage the ability of your nose to stick out fully ever again. The problem is that blood flow is stuck in the nose and won’t flow out again. Dr. Steidle in “the Impotence handbook” tells that it can be so damaged that it can never get more than an inch long again. It’s the FIRST item on my BING search. Took longer to write this than to find it.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
He’s lying! it’s only been two hours.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Did you hear the one about the guy who had a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for hours.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Tell the truth.
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
That’s what you get for buying from Internet pharmacies.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Do you think this is covered under the new health care plan?
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Pinocchio should try anabolic steroids.
I didn’t know Pinocchio’s adult occupation was a politician.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Remember, it’s not Pinocchio’s fault; if he was picking a nose, he wouldn’t have picked that one.
waynl over 14 years ago
No, he lied about the size.
cats32 over 14 years ago
rum!
wolfhoundblues1 over 14 years ago
New into politics are you?
ChazNCenTex over 14 years ago
Obviouosly Pinnoch was snorting his Viagra.
rshive over 14 years ago
Viagra for noses?
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
So just what does happen when it DOES last more than four hours? I tried Googling for an answer once (purely out of intellectual curiosity, of course) and found nothing but dire warnings of potential unspecified damage.
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
barticle35 said, about 8 hours ago
That’s what you get for buying from Internet pharmacies.
Too funny! I say you get the gold star for today.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I’m not going to touch this one with a ten-foot… pole.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Got wood?
markthenurse1 over 14 years ago
Are you sure you didn’t take Viagara instead of lying, Pinocchio?
mitchmilam over 14 years ago
If it lasts 4 hours on me…. the heck with calling dr…I’m calling the town gossip
TheMonsterX over 14 years ago
If he lies anymore, he’ll poke out the Wiz’s eye.
lungdoc over 14 years ago
Is that his nose or is he just happy to see the wizard?
boldyuma over 14 years ago
I know it’s an old joke…but if Pinocchio
can lick his eyebrows as well he’ll be the
most popular boy in ID…{{;-o)
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
Naughty.
maree pavletich over 14 years ago
Shouldn’t have taken Liagra then Mr P.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
PS: It’s painful: If it goes on too long it will damage the ability of your nose to stick out fully ever again. The problem is that blood flow is stuck in the nose and won’t flow out again. Dr. Steidle in “the Impotence handbook” tells that it can be so damaged that it can never get more than an inch long again. It’s the FIRST item on my BING search. Took longer to write this than to find it.
artisanx over 14 years ago
Maybe he has a nose for Nookie…
sdvogel over 14 years ago
Perhaps it was Miracle Grow, considering his vegatative nature.
Mihir Asher over 14 years ago
Ooooh looks like he’s got some serious wood!
cats32 over 14 years ago
his nose will grow again!