Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little nail clippers, and that’s all.
The Vikings always trimmed the fingernails and toenails of the dead before burial so their clippings wouldn’t become part of Naglfar, A boat built of fingernails that would ferry warriors to Ragnarök.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Gosh, I hope none of them falls overboard….
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
They’ll just get trimmed up a bit! Or is this a white knuckle experience?
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Survivors from the Thumbtanic?
worldisacomic over 14 years ago
No thumbs up here? he’s missing!
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
They may be near shore already. Let’s hope they’re the Los Angeles Clippers.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little nail clippers, and that’s all.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
They’re all thumbs.
runar over 14 years ago
The Vikings always trimmed the fingernails and toenails of the dead before burial so their clippings wouldn’t become part of Naglfar, A boat built of fingernails that would ferry warriors to Ragnarök.
osceola over 14 years ago
It’s just a toe boat. They’re looking for a clipper ship.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
I told you that chumming the waters with Lee Press-Ons was a bad idea!
Good one oceola!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
That was a good one, oceola
johndoe4024 over 14 years ago
Nah, I’d say Digital Frog’s was best.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Like those glasses on the toe on the left.
Good puns, guys
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 14 years ago
Look! There’s a garbage scow..hail a tow, sis! Ü
tamron over 14 years ago
If they only knew the power of the nail side of the thumb. But that was a long long time ago…
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
It looks like they’re all thumbs to me.
catqueen over 14 years ago
Someone’s already gone overboard–there are only four left.
pupluv101 over 14 years ago
oh no! its attack of the toenail clippers! and i think they’re toes no thumbs…
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
@catqueen Remember, it’s a comic strip. They only have 4 digits.
DougDean over 14 years ago
Dun din dun din dun din dun din dun din DUN din dun din DUN din, dun din dun din dun din dun din dun din DUN din dun din DUN din…
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Just think how big the toenail clipper shark is!
corzak over 14 years ago
The toenail clipper shark (Pedicuris trimodus) doesn’t hunt in swarms … they must be Manicuris reductium.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
I hope they’ve been good in life, or they’ll all go to hell in a hand basket.
If they’re toes, then I think their ship went down because it was piloted by Captain Stubbing.