If it requires imagination to accurately fill in her description, her only dating possibility is Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft having been dead for 80 years, the lucky stiff.
Many years ago, as I was the tech-savvy guy, I did the digital photos of our employees for our IDs. I was showing a co-worker the photo editing software and said "Look! If you stretch the picture the long way, it makes you look thinner. Another female co-worker was walking by and said “I wish you could do that to MY photo!” After she passed by, I said “I did.”
x_Tech over 6 years ago
Perhaps Verla should go with her most prominent feature.
Melki Premium Member over 6 years ago
If she picks none, she can at least claim truth-in-advertising.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
If it requires imagination to accurately fill in her description, her only dating possibility is Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft having been dead for 80 years, the lucky stiff.
posstockhoarder over 6 years ago
Once in a while, Burl nails it!
tcayer over 6 years ago
Many years ago, as I was the tech-savvy guy, I did the digital photos of our employees for our IDs. I was showing a co-worker the photo editing software and said "Look! If you stretch the picture the long way, it makes you look thinner. Another female co-worker was walking by and said “I wish you could do that to MY photo!” After she passed by, I said “I did.”
oldsmkysyvr over 6 years ago
Why not just superimpose her head onto one of those Sports Illustrated models?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago
I’m not sure I’ve ever heard them admit that they are fat/unappealing before.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 6 years ago
That would be “my gut”, oh wait you did say ‘biggest’ right?