That’s perfect logic about the lotto tickets! But, what if the one you bought in case the first wasn’t a winner? Maybe you need to buy another in case that one wasn’t a winner either???
When I was younger there was a joke where someone would ask you if you could stick out your tongue and touch your nose. The idea was that people couldn’t touch their nose with their tongue but they’d try a few times and then give up and the person would demonstrate that you could stick out your tongue and touch your nose with your finger. The first time someone pulled the joke on me they were shocked to realize that my tongue was long enough that I could actually touch my nose with it. For the longest time I didn’t understand the joke or why people kept walking away after asking me the question. One day I saw someone pull the joke on someone else and finally realized what it was all about.
Ryk27 over 5 years ago
Burl is wearing the perfect tee shirt for himself.
Little Caesar over 5 years ago
“Now, let’s see you kiss your elbow…”
joeatwork212 over 5 years ago
and if you can lick your eyebrows, you’ll be very popular.
paranormal over 5 years ago
That’s perfect logic about the lotto tickets! But, what if the one you bought in case the first wasn’t a winner? Maybe you need to buy another in case that one wasn’t a winner either???
orbenjawell Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh come now…..as many times as he’s licked Ho-Ho’s and Ding-Dongs cream offa that thing……….
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 5 years ago
And the word “gullible” is not in the dictionary.
InTraining Premium Member over 5 years ago
Tried it in 08… but not this time… so there…!
patlaborvi over 5 years ago
When I was younger there was a joke where someone would ask you if you could stick out your tongue and touch your nose. The idea was that people couldn’t touch their nose with their tongue but they’d try a few times and then give up and the person would demonstrate that you could stick out your tongue and touch your nose with your finger. The first time someone pulled the joke on me they were shocked to realize that my tongue was long enough that I could actually touch my nose with it. For the longest time I didn’t understand the joke or why people kept walking away after asking me the question. One day I saw someone pull the joke on someone else and finally realized what it was all about.