The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 28, 2020

I think they skipped a word

“This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…”

It helps block out some of the pain of being…..so helpless…….in the back seat of this particular car……….

I always get stuck on the last line of “Happy Birthday.”

He must have drunk some himself…”…don’t how he can remember…” Where’s “know”? “I don’t KNOW how he remembers…” funny! I seldom catch these kinds of misses.

On my school bus, if I want to torture the kids, I’ll sing “Do you want to build a snow MAN?!” and all the little girls will start singing ’Let It Go" and all the boys will moan and groan!

He can’t wait for the day he can begin drinking heavily.

Found a peanut. Found a peanut. Found a peanut last night.

Last night I found a peanut. Found a peanut last night…….

Burl will be stopping shortly to load up load…. well, you know…!

For similar never ending stories in musical form, seek out the late Jim Lowe’s 1956 Dot label single, (The Story Of) The Little Man In Chinatown (flip side of his sizeable hit, The Green Door). Not sure? Ask a record collector….

Will Burl will be stopping shortly to load up on beer…?