The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 15, 2020

Next they will ask for the chicken that lays pickled eggs.

They tried raising chickens but that didn’t work out, they couldn’t figure out if they were planting the eggs too deep or not watering them enough.

They ought to plant a prune tree and a raisin vine, as well… you don’t have to water them as much as other fruit.

And they could raise a pork… they should look for a breed that has extra bacon and sausage….

which of course they’ll collect by milking it, cos they could never hurt an innocent pork.

Next, they will aks for HoHo deeds…!

These people make my head hurt.

The Bad Seed on ice hahahaaaa, I love it

Sell ’em a jar of those baby gherkins and tell them to plant them one inch deep, spaced four inches apart. Thin them when they come up.

Burl makes a good case for castration…

“Pickle seed”……..hoo boy, the kid probably wants to guffaw right in hr face……..

Looks like Verl lost weight. How’d that happen?

Does anyone remember when Walgreen drugs had a line of diner-type restaurants — a throwback to ye olde soda fountain I guess — named Wag’s?

I’m 75, and I never heard of that. Where did you see those? I don’t believe they were in the midwest

The clerk is wrong, there is a difference between regular cucumbers and the ones used for making pickles.