The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 13, 2020

New above ground pool, by cesspool co.

Ah done fount it Ma!

With that kind of money they could hire someone to drive them to Walmart.

First off, get statues of deer to put in your yard. Then go to Habitat for Humanity to get a new used dryer, and a couch for the front porch.

More clown paintings!

Dolly Parton has said that when she first started making good money she bought blonde wigs and a boob job…

cos that was her backwoods idea of what rich ladies did.

Funny thing is, in the late 1970’s, before I ever heard that… though Dolly was already famous…

I had a friend who had moved to California from what she herself referred to as “backwoods North Florida” …

a self-described hillbilly…. at 36, on her 2nd husband, with a son and a grandson about the same age.

She made some money selling off a small business … and the first thing she bought, too, was bigger breasts.

$5,000 for those, and another $250 for some fancy black cowgirl boots with tall riding heels and rhinestones.

The Pennys are suburbanites though…. they have bad taste, but they’re not hillbillies.

Joy wants fake Lladro figurines from QVC… not breasts, or fancy boots… or a washing machine on the porch.

I’d hide that $ better, though… she might find it.

Simple people, simple tastes.

and don’t forget to install a fan in the bathroom so you don’t have to leave the window open.

2-ply toilet paper!

I’d go shopping anywhere I wanted and not have to look at price tags. I’d buy ANYTHING I wanted!!!

Five million items from the Dollar Dump.

Found it!

Always irked me when people win a big lottery prize and say “Oh, I’ll put it in the bank and keep on working…” – is that the most you can think to do with your life? Trade your whole days for money you don’t even need? Or they say things like Joy. “I’ll get my truck painted, I’ll buy a new refrigerator…” People with such tiny minds should never win a chance to change their lives, it’s wasted on them.