The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 23, 2021

FOUND IT!!!!

They don’t know who she is. . . She’s wearing shades

Now is the time to turn on the sprinklers.

I. Think what lady doing with her dog in there yard I’t call payback. Oh make sure you don’t take anything out of plastic bag at their house.

She knows she’s safe. No Penny person would heave themselves out of a recliner to challenge her.

Burl will borrow a pair of Jerry’s sneakers when he does lawn next…!

The way Joy is acting you’d think the woman herself was going in their yard…

That’s when you need a remote to turn on the sprinklers. Or better yet go out and confront her, follow her home and if she dumps on your yard again throw it on her porch.

That’s right Burl. Joy can re-use those plastic bags to pack you a nice meat loaf sandwich.

I’m thinking that this woman knows the Pennys’ watch from their window and she is deliberately trying to annoy them. How delightful!

The dog will help fertilize your lawn, adding precious nutrients to the soil, unless: 1)someone steps in it, or 2)the summer sun bleaches it white and rock-hard before it can contribute much to Mother Nature…….you can count on one of the two…..

….the BACK of Joy’s tee reads: ….and utensils, extra napkins, condiment packs, sugar packets, and most anything else that wasn’t bolted down…….

On the very, very rare walk that I don’t have a baggie and needed one for my dog, I walk back home and get one and return to clean up, no matter how far. They really aren’t giving that woman a chance.

Larson is obsessed with scatology.

The doggie bags I use come on a little roll that I carry in my pocket. When needed, I tear one off and then carry the used bag until I get home. Sometimes Moxie likes to spread the love and I need it more than once.