The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 14, 2021

Found it (^.^)

There is so much here that is so… what’s the word I’m looking for… inspired. The Rock bottom Kohler, BUM athletic wear, the demo toilets. The only thing I would have done differently myself would be to leave the handle off the coffee mug, and make it a roll of TP instead. I don’t even want to know about the toilet named ‘Bob’. What exactly would one bob for?

I do like the arm rests on the ‘Modesty’ . However, it does seem to limit butt size, or is it expandable?

I love the Japanese idea of heated toilet seats and warm water bidets.

What stool are we talking about this has smell written all over it.

Seeing the demos, reminded me of the the old two seater outhouses I use to see back when I was a kid. Never gave it much mind then, but now I wonder, who does that?

Do you have the Tim the toolman Taylor toilet/recliner model? The Lazy Bowl?

I read the cartoon rather quickly – I thought she asked for “stool flooring samples.” Anyone who buys a used home or moves into an apartment gets a used toilet, so what’s the difference? But the flooring – ew!

Joy will take the “Modesty” floor sample… and later return it because it is too hard to use…!

Back in the mid 60’s my dad was working at Sears. We went to visit him at work one day. We lost track of my sister who was about 4 years old. We found her using one of the display toilets…

Salesperson: Would you like me to push in your stool for you?

“Stool floor samples”…..preferable, one reckons to “Floor stool samples”………..

….there was once a derisive joke about a certain fellow who had a two seater to himself one day, but couldn’t make up his mind which seat to use, so he stuck one leg into each pot, sat on the space between, and he………………………………………………………………………………

Found it!

A prophetic statement about surviving the “ducks”.