I once took a report from a guy who opened his door into traffic. As I wrote it up, the guy was screaming at the other driver. He kept saying “This is a $45,000 car!” (It was the cheapest Jaguar model you could buy, that looked like a Hyundai Elantra.) Finally he yells at me “This is a $45,000 car” I said “Then don’t take it out if you don’t want anything to happen to it!” He wasn’t pleased when I told him it was his fault. Ironically, we later discovered all the things he was buying was with money he embezzled from his new age church.
I am sure the guy with all the physical damage is just experiencing a major concussion and is trying to follow along with the bizarre situation. The police will fix that, as will the ambulance and the lawyers.
Burl was clearly in the wrong, but doesn’t have the nerve to admit it. I hit a guy on a bicycle once. He ran a red light thinking he could make it through the intersection. Instead he ended up in the hospital with broken bones and all.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
How much time in the hoosegow. do you think burl has to serve? Idiots, the lot of `em.
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
What is the cyclist handing Burl?
HarryLime about 3 years ago
Take him to court, Burl. That tiny scratch on the car won’t fix itself !!!
tcayer about 3 years ago
I once took a report from a guy who opened his door into traffic. As I wrote it up, the guy was screaming at the other driver. He kept saying “This is a $45,000 car!” (It was the cheapest Jaguar model you could buy, that looked like a Hyundai Elantra.) Finally he yells at me “This is a $45,000 car” I said “Then don’t take it out if you don’t want anything to happen to it!” He wasn’t pleased when I told him it was his fault. Ironically, we later discovered all the things he was buying was with money he embezzled from his new age church.
Cuckooman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Thank you for your police service. And hopefully the officer in the panel knows how to correctly identify at fault parties LOL…
InTraining Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, it looks like Burl knocked the kid’s helmet off… and now it’s in the back seat of Burl’s car…!
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
I am sure the guy with all the physical damage is just experiencing a major concussion and is trying to follow along with the bizarre situation. The police will fix that, as will the ambulance and the lawyers.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Burl was clearly in the wrong, but doesn’t have the nerve to admit it. I hit a guy on a bicycle once. He ran a red light thinking he could make it through the intersection. Instead he ended up in the hospital with broken bones and all.