The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 18, 2021

“good to go” haha!

I’m sure there have been moments in Burl’s life when someone would have liked to smother him..

Tiny toup, or not quite a comb-over?

i flew off this one quick

looks like Ma is looking up at Burl…?

Accidental Life Insurance. Sounds like a policy you get when you have unprotected sex.

Check the little picture just to the right of the lamp! There’s pinheads in the family tree. Only Zippy ever got successful though.

Again Burl proves he is not the brightest one in the room. You use a new pillow with the plastic package still on the pillow and under the pillow case. Then dispose of it away from the crime screen.

So, death from heart failure, diabetes complications, kidney failure, covid, leukemia, cancer, and any other disease are not covered as they are not accidents. He would make more money selling covid death insurance, as the actual death rate is fairly low, but long covid, and the risk of infecting others or spending months in the ICU and making a long, slow recovery are not covered.

I never bought accidental death insurance, because it always seemed strange. It was to take care of my family if I died via an accident, but my family would need taking care of no matter how I died. Regular term life was more expensive, but covered more.

Finally found it!