The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 01, 2022

Go ahead Dale, be the April Fool…

i got the dunce cap on, for ‘waste’ of time reading this one

Nope. No one will notice us in this.

……..stick him in the trailer. Cover him up with a big pile ‘o compost and nobody’ll see him. That’s how they get kids who are being hunted by “the bad people” out of the village in all those movies……..(don’t forget the straw for him to breathe through)………

Sorry, that tractor is only rated to haul 15 horses.

Despite how they all act the houses on that street seem well kept up. No junk cars, no couches on the porch, lawns seem nice.

Does Burl realize he has to ride in the waste section of the non-street approved vehicle?

to get there faster, they will take the shortcut…!

According to science fiction writer Bill Johnson, in South Dakota they call that a town car, used by folks who have lost their driver’s license due to DUIs.

I’m sure Crustwoodians know waste when they see it…

Dale overcomes his reluctance to pause a game of pocket pool and go for a ride. Actually, he prefers away games, anyway.