The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 12, 2022

He wants to make a smoothie, you jackass.

Treat that as a no and move on, double no if Burl ever wants a favor from you

Wonder if Burl would own a simple push mower?

Gee, Burl? What could he possibly need a mower for? Maybe he wants to brush his teeth with it?

because Dale wants to trade it in on a go-cart for Timmy…!

GBwOF

Sure, if you fix it first and put gas in it.

What for? Well, I need a new boat anchor.

Dale wants to mow over Joy’s flower garden!

“Sure, but you can only use it in my yard.”

He’s going to set it on low and clear the rocks out of his backyard.

To trim his fingernails…

I walked into a Chili’s restaurant once and the gal at the greeter’s station said, “Can I help you?”

Without missing a beat, I said, “I’d like to buy some food.”