The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 17, 2022

Crustwood would become Zoom City – they could use em as bumper cars..

I am assuming she means FREE adult cones? They must be at Mc Donnalds The cones are so tiny.

Oh I get it now, it’s not the cones. (silly me) it’s the walker. Thanks Pete for the hint.

They could never afford them. By the time they were constructed of titanium and carbon fiber and sent to test that they could bear the weight, they’d cost a couple of thousand dollars. None of these folks can get more than six months or 300 cycles out of a recliner. (It’s amusing watching Burl try to get up when his fails while reclined. There’s a photo on the wall of the fire station.)

And the poor kid whose mother left his roller there while they went to the restroom. One of the land whales is sure to try sitting on it to see how it would work out. They will have to put themselves in hyperwaddle to get away before it’s discovered.

They just have to talk their doctor into authorizing an electric scooter for their morbid obesity.

Go ahead and try it out Verl!!!

They do make them for adults-“geri chairs” and they may spend most of the day in one when they are in a nursing home.

at first – thought Joy was talking about the ice cream cone….!