The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 16, 2023

Please tell me don’t they have 1 hour flights

How about an 8 hour flight, with a half a bag of stale peanuts and half a bottle of water……..

No peanuts. The incidence of the afflicted whose modern parents neglected to send them outside to play and develop working immune systems prohibits it. More likely a tiny bag of some unidentifiable gluten free, flavor free bits. Maybe some Twizzlers, if it’s a good day. The airline does have to make some concessions to special dietary needs, but they are not required to stock hog nuggets. Beware if you see this pair boarding your flight. She only rinses her bra, and Burl’s a seat kicker.

Watch how fast Burl can move when Verla reaches for another dessert bar. Careful Burl; she’s wearing the dress with the rubber pockets.

later… For my special diet, I’ll have an omelet, a side of bacon, and a cup of fruit with black coffee and Bulr will have oatmeal with nuts and raisins. a side of cottage cheese with blueberries and orange juice".

Of course, they expect special food on a one-hour flight. This is clearly an older strip.

I guess Verla ate the happy face.

Given all the ads for meds nowadays, that ’to do" list should be a lot longer!

You have special dietary snacks like the pan of brownies Infront of you