The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 26, 2024

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    Pickled Pete  10 months ago

    It’s the eyes, they never lie!

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    mourdac Premium Member 10 months ago

    When the attorneys ask if there is anyone in the courtroom you’re prejudiced against, just answer ‘all attorneys’ and you’ll be excused.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  10 months ago

    I was called for jury duty. The judge asked if I had any reason to be excused. I said, “No: I have dated the prosecutor long enough to know she has a good case.” The defense did not want me on the jury. I was excused.

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    InTraining Premium Member 10 months ago

    don’t worry Jerry, one look and you will be excused…!

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    tcayer  10 months ago

    Ah, the justice system. Where your fate is decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty!

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    paranormal  10 months ago

    Burl probably looks at his self in the mirror and knows he took the last donut before Joy had a chance to snatch it away…

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    posstockhoarder  10 months ago

    Item 1 on the TO DO list. Wow. What class!

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    Gen.Flashman  10 months ago

    Likely the only way he would be on the jury is if the two sides ran out of challenges and he was the next one left. I have had about 12 jury voir dire summons and there have always been 30+ on the jury panel and you are seated 1-30 and each attorney can strike about 6 people. Most cases are civil which can last longer than criminal.

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    Uncle $crooge  10 months ago

    You know, I hate to say it, but there are a lot of Burls out there on jury duty.

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    patlaborvi  10 months ago

    I’m willing to serve on a jury if I have transportation and if they can deal with a four wheel walker (on a good day) or a wheelchair ( on a bad day). The last 2 jury calls said no thanks.

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    William Stoneham Premium Member 10 months ago

    My Asian wife was excused from jury duty because she honestly told the defense attorney the state wouldn’t be trying his client unless they were guilty.

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    circleM  10 months ago

    I would rather plead guilty to a crime I did not commit than have one of these morons on by jury.

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    anncorr339  10 months ago

    Jerry one look you and you will be dismissed

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