The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 06, 2024

NEAT! ~ ~ Jer could use a couple jars..

Probably nothing, but looks like that screen door opens in. Seems like a leg up for pests!

He must leave a trail of…urk…gag….

They’re should be a law against that. Ewwww.

…well, as a way of turning a lemon into lemonade, they could parade him around the block, as “The Missing Link, FOUND!!”

only thing worse would be seeing Broom Hilda in her bikini today

Bad idea. All that hair must create a ton of resistance. (Although it does dampen the dangerous vortexes that form when a massive object moves through the air. Small animals and children beware.)

His shower must be permanently clogged.

give him a glass of Gatorade and send him running on his way… so you can finish your rerun…!

Good ole Jack La Lane, there’s a blast from the past.

Any time you are stuck for a joke, draw a “Hairy Jerry”. The story writes itself.

Agree her should jog in his house with that outfit on

is that what hairshirt means?

Yuk Yuk… That hair is so GROSS Will give me nightmares