Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 23, 2015

methinks he’s doing some fancy footwork trying to save the situation. Merry Christmas to the rest of you strange people!

Last panel, he’s just setting her up so she can’t complain about him watching football, Nascar, and golf…

What if I want to watch TV while at an office party?

Dude, learn when to stop talking.

Janis, it’s not like he’s inviting 40 neighbors over dressed in togas and later not dressed in togas like that other toga party you mentioned.

Oops

Amen George Alexander. And over a comic strip woman.

Way to be in the holiday spirit, George Alexander and kid1at3heart. Kid, you somehow managed to make your username ironic. ;-)

Debauch now, watch tv later.

his eyes say he’s hooked on TV, he’s trying to stay away from it and what better way than to…

I see that the prude patrol is alive and well.George Alexander and kid1at3heart should take a stroll over to comicskingdom. They’d have a field day over there.

Whoops! You shouldn’t have revealed that you think of your co-workers that way, Arlo…

Nice attempted save, but you’re too late. Janis caught your slip-up.

Arlo works?

“One toga party in a lifetime was enough”? Do we now know why Gene was an only child?

Thinking of Faye, Arlo?

Yeah!… Let’s watch some porn and get prone on the couch.

Love Arlo’s look in the last panel, when he realizes he’s said too much. Nice tap dance, Arlo. :)

What ralphyork666 said.

“…thought that making never ending dirty remarks was really cool, after which they went home to m…”.Went home first?

Never gonna happen, unless JJ gives Janis’ personality a sudden 180 turn. He’s turned her into the definition of frigid.