Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 31, 2015

Just don’t hold ’em in your hand when you light ’ em !

We’ll give you to Achmed before he goes to work with Jeff Dunham.

Maybe he was a little con fused.

But Mom, they’ll grow back………..won’t they?

I refuse to believe that mom didn’t do the same thing when she was little.

Careful mom, that kid’s got a real short fuse.

Nah, they just have a shorter fuse

Cute. Snerk

She’s going to tell their pop.

Someone needs to defuse the situation.

But, Mom – everybody’s doing it. Hope your New Year’s is a blast!

“Your dad is gonna explode when he sees this!”