La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 23, 2015

Anyone foreseeing coal in Donald’s stocking this year?

I’m thinking something much baser than coal belongs in his stocking.

he’s smarter than you, donald…he talked a grown man running for president into sitting on his lap!

Since Donald had everything, there’s only one line on his list. But is Santa even a registered voter, since he wasn’t born here and doesn’t live here?

He doesn’t have a beard, but he’s still got famous hair and crazed followers. So, uh, who’s up for going down to the mall and getting their photo taken with Trump?

Unfortunately, 44% of Republicans said they’d be “proud” to have a President Trump. You sure some of those folks you know ain’t holdin’ out on ya? I wonder how many people are embarrassed to say out loud that they’d be proud…bit of a pickle, innit?