Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2015
December 30, 2015
January 01, 2016
Transcript:
New Year's? Ha! I wouldn't be caught dead celebratin' this weak @#$ holiday! I'm over it. I moved on. I'm all about Chinese New Year's now... So I'm jus' chillin' with my boys at the panda house! We're gonna crush it! February 8th be there! Holla! Are you done yet? We close at 11:00. We've got parties to go to... Shout out to the year of th' monkey, bro!
Commentator almost 9 years ago
What about the lady on the bus? Big party at her house I heard.
NormyBates almost 9 years ago
Or, year of the Monty. Ok, I’m going to bed.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Oh, Monty, you are such a bandwagon-jumping simpleton! You are what pundits mean when they speak of “sheeple.” Pathetic; you are pathetic….
sweetaddietude almost 9 years ago
May the new year hold many blessings for our great country, protect those that serve to keep us free and safe, and to all, may we find an ever grateful heart. Blessings to all, my friends.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago
My favorite David Letterman joke:
“Well, here it is, Chinese new year. This is the Year of the Rooster. And dumb old me, I’m still writing ‘Year of the Dog’ on all my checks.”