Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2015
December 30, 2015
January 01, 2016
Transcript:
New Year's? Ha! I wouldn't be caught dead celebratin' this weak @#$ holiday! I'm over it. I moved on. I'm all about Chinese New Year's now... So I'm jus' chillin' with my boys at the panda house! We're gonna crush it! February 8th be there! Holla! Are you done yet? We close at 11:00. We've got parties to go to... Shout out to the year of th' monkey, bro!
My favorite David Letterman joke:
“Well, here it is, Chinese new year. This is the Year of the Rooster. And dumb old me, I’m still writing ‘Year of the Dog’ on all my checks.”