Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 23, 2016
Transcript:
Petey: Mom! Listen to what my teacher said about the soil erosion skit I did with Andre: "Soil Erosion" a one act docudrama, is a compelling and masterful piece of theater. Petey Otterloop's breakout performance as Soil is lyrical, rich and loamy. Andre Chang fills the stage in his forceful portrayal of Erosion. In lesser hands, his cries of "Kaboom" would be distracting. Here, they are organic. A. Solid A +. Mom: Petey! That's wonderful- Alice: Kevin's dog is a bug. I'm going back to calling Kevin a stupid bucket head. Okay?
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Alice, your mother is talking with your brother about his project. Wait your tu-… (Alice butts in) Kevin and his dog are both stupid bucket heads!
Linux0s almost 9 years ago
If the bucket fits…
mabrndt Premium Member almost 9 years ago
This time, Richard’s blog entry covers the last 6 strips.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Hey, Petey, that’s GREAT! Congratulations.Alice! Butt out. Go to your room at once!
tom almost 9 years ago
So, what SHOULD you call a stupid bucket-head?
joegeethree almost 9 years ago
Most typical 4 year olds are cute and adorable, Alice ain’t typical.
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
The green-eyed monster strikes again! Yes, go to your room!
WaitingMan almost 9 years ago
“Andre Chang fills the stage…”. I’m sure he does.
pumaman almost 9 years ago
You just got upstaged Petey.
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
That is a good (fictional) teacher, that writes the grade as a theater review.
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
The teacher has missed her calling. Alice, let Petey have his moment of glory – he has so few.
bigbadpete almost 9 years ago
Kudos boys. I would have loved to see that. A "loamy"performance? Organic kabooms? Great reviewby the teacher.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 9 years ago
NO Alice! Not okay!
louieglutz almost 9 years ago
we all live in our own little worlds, alice is no exception.
Richard Strader almost 9 years ago
Brilliant.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Agreed, @Glaneypoo.
We all really miss Mr. Thompson’s wit and art.
And he did it without using terrible puns . . . . unlike a certain heir apparent, youknowhoo.