Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 15, 2016
January 14, 2016
January 16, 2016
Transcript:
Reporters: Zonker! How did you feel when you heard the news? Yeah, what were your feelings? Could you describe them? Zonker: Well, at first I didn't feel anything. I just went numb. Then I felt a rush of giddiness, followed by feelings of disorientation, queasiness, shortness of breath... hunger, rage, sexual longing, vertigo, boredom, and finally a tingling sensation. Reporter: What about after the news sunk in?
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
I think Zonk fired one up after he got the good news.
pelican47 almost 9 years ago
The absurdity of the press’ questions, at times like this..The likelihood of a newsworthy response is about the same as expecting information from Belichick about his black eye.
SpunkyNB almost 9 years ago
Camera 4 becomes 5.
Beleck3 almost 9 years ago
the absurdities of the news media questions!!! lol somethings never change. no matter the topics. lol
yes Indeed. America the Stupid!
Beleck3 almost 9 years ago
the absurdities of the news media questions!!! lol somethings never change. no matter the topics. lol
yes Indeed. America the Stupid!
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Man, he had to smokin’ some goood sh_t to get a buzz cycle like that ! Oh, yeah, hearing about the money was cool, too.
comixbomix almost 9 years ago
Just think what 1.5 billion would have done to him!
StCleve72 almost 9 years ago
Sexual longing? Zonker always has been presented as basically asexual, a perpetual Peter Pan. Ah, the power of money. Or he was just BS’ing the press.
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
Back then it could have been at 7:14.
HAL69 almost 9 years ago
It looks like ace reporter (coughcough) Roland Hedley covered Zonker’s presser. Is that him in the foreground?
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
Dear Lord… That sounds just like what I went through when I was told my job was made redundant.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
“Whatever happened to “sank”?”.
Sadly sank was sunk. Sure seemed silly so spellers should set someone straight.
Nietzsche almost 9 years ago
“sank”