Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 18, 2016

Paying somebody 10K to fail a test you can fail yourself.

Apparently integrity is the first thing to go. Sad.

It’s true. Hasn’t changed him a bit. Except that now he can afford to act on his whims.

Just remember, when doctor’s say that they’re practicing medicine, that’s exactly what they’re doing – practicing ! ( And they bury their mistakes. )

I remember a joke that was told by the nurses on “ER”.What do they call the student who was last in his class at Medical School? Doctor.

Strictly speaking, that’s “graduated last in his class”.The real last in his class probably failed.

I hope he picked a smart student to give that 10 grand to. He should have been more specific….“and you must get me a high grade on said exam”.

Zonker’s the same person he ever was, just without the financial limitations he formerly faced..Showing his true colors..You never really know what a person would do until he has the power TO do it.(Under the recognized quantum mechanical discovery that while you may know probabilities, you don’t know for certain until you observe.)

No change….except now he has the money to goof off.