Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 04, 2016

I can see clearly now!

That’s pretty good resolution for a pizza box with a broken ps/2 keyboard glued inside….though I guess it depends on what magazine picture is taped to the inner lid.

Actually, the resolution I admire is Agnes’ resolve in believing it’s a laptop.

Someday Agnes may learn what those terms mean. I’m not sure I do, even now.

Rshive… um. …yes, she’s not there yet. .. she’s still got it a bit wrong.But she hasn’t been around real computers that much.

If you actually do look it up, be aware that 1080 would be the height or width of a screen, in pixels, but she seems to have it confused with the dots per inch of a printer, which wouldn’t be that high.

Caught you again, Night! As in my above post, “p” stands for “Progressive Scan”, not “Pixel”.And 1080p is HD, not 4k.

It’s AGNES, not Tony, who said it. I figured he put it that way cos Agnes doesn’t fully understand the terms she bandies about. I just want to make it clear that i was NOT trying to point out a “mistake” on Tony’s part.

Or, yeah, MAYBE he made the slip himself. Not in his job description to know technical terms from every field.I guess i started it; sorry… it was to advise rshive not to very technical help from Agnes. Not to make anyone jump on Tony. It used to be that Groucho Marx could make us laugh, without somebody saying “but that’s the wrong kind of elephant gun.”

ChessPirate.. i know you didn’t.

Trout may not be pixelated but Agnes is pixilated. (Two different words.)