Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 07, 2016

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    Argythree  almost 9 years ago

    Come on, Wiley, no sentient being is as stupid as this…

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    Let’s just call it a marathon.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, not to change the subject, but it looks like we will be giving the woman race the White House this year….

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    dot-the-I  almost 9 years ago

    Is that you, Emily Litella?

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Actual complaint recently about the song “White Christmas” being offensive. And by the way, Kali39, those with the tender sensibilities are usually on the left.

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    dadoctah  almost 9 years ago

    “Even if you win the rat race, you’re still a rat” — Lily Tomlin

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    And it’s a line drive out of left field!

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    Q4horse  almost 9 years ago

    I hear the weather in Cuba is wonderful this time of year.

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    Beleck3  almost 9 years ago

    naw, it is a race to see who can get away with calling the “other” stupid. with O’Reilly and Fox Noise, I’d say that “race” is over and done. Just stick a fork in the Fox Noise crowd, they won the “race.” lol and everybody else lost. years ago. talk about a race to “stupidity”. lol

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    Prey  almost 9 years ago

    She should be given the Jehovah´s Witness advent calendar, when you open a door it tells you to F OFF.

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    Iduntgetit  almost 9 years ago

    I assumed Argythree was being sarcastic. However, I was reported at work for using the word “renege”. When I spelled the word and told them it was used by Edmond Hoyle in the 1700s it was of no consequence. The term was deemd offensive and I was not to use it again. I used the word properly with no meaning or pronunciation to insinuate race.

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    steverinoCT  almost 9 years ago

    What would she say when I ordered a coffee per Navy, “black and bitter?”

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    dabugger  almost 9 years ago

    Wow, an ‘off da wall’ nightmare. Poor Flo hasta endure a dilemma so strange. Lucky costumer that can leave the country when he experiences such as ?that?.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Where to go with that: “Lady, you have the brains of a goose. Go honk somewhere else.”

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    Back_phil  almost 9 years ago

    We have the worse electorial system in the world. How is it that states like NH and Iowa can decide who will be running in the general election? We need a national general primary.Then there’s the electorial college, what a joke, winner take all. What ever happened to the one person / one vote concept?

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    I Quit  almost 9 years ago

    Can we just go ahead and elect Kaitlin Jenner so we can get all the repressed minorities covered? The office of president has become nothing more than a social fashion accessory.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 9 years ago

    Common everyone, maybe she just needs a hearing aid!

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    cmarckwardt Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Sounds about right to me. Wing nuts know no bounds.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 9 years ago

    http://theshake.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/offended.jpg

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    RepprI remember when Anita Bryant got Deck the Halls banned from Miami radio stations because of a reference to “gay apparel”..dflakYou should check the difference between communist and socialist. The only ones conflating the two are in the old communist block, US, or branch plant Canadians. Socialism is a form of free enterprise in which the “natural monopolies” like natural resources, utilities, and health are owned by The People, while the rest can be owned by individuals, provided they don’t restrict competition.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 9 years ago

    Some people just shouldn’t ever get out of bed.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 9 years ago

    I also remember someone writing, “Senator Proxmire absorbs neutrinos!”

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    pahrendt  almost 9 years ago

    It is a sorry state of affairs in this country when a comic strip about our politics rings so true that it brings tears of despair to one’s eyes.

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    Spade Jr.  almost 9 years ago

    despair?? The only thing to despair about is the lunacy of the offended party’s statement—that could very well be said today, and that’s all about real bad education, really bad natural stupidity, or both.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Maybe argy was just joking too.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I don’t know who set up the dominoes, but I always enjoy watching them fall.

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