Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 11, 2016
February 05, 2016
February 12, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 charley the australopithecine Charleys Scream rock band, once a sensation is now stone cold. After Null and void complete a perfunctory set at an "imitate" (id.e. humiliatingly small) venue , charley and milt hit a party…. Ape: hey baby. what do you say we skip the small talk and get naked in my room? Woman: get Lost, monkey face! ape: Ape- face! Im an ape! man: Look what its come to! the great Null getting slam- dunked at some cheesy party, man! Ape: Milt! Its all slipping away! Make it stop!! Milt: Too late, man. we're old hat now. un hip. Ape: whats hipper than the scream rock? Milt: everyones into this mumble rock junk the mumble rock regalia" *welding goggles *shaved head, atoned to simulate hair *scuba diver's buoyancy vest Milt: Ah, lets get out of here, man. Ape; turn down that noise you crazy kids!! Its not even music!! Ape: We can't give up milt! scream rock will always be coolest… Milt: wait! listen! thumpa NGYAAA thump Ape: our hit song is being played in an elevator? Milt: Listen , I'll call you in about five years for the nostalgia tour.
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pumaman almost 9 years ago
Yep, that’s how it works.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Tell that to the Stones !
Kip W almost 9 years ago
Fifteen years down the line, seeing them on TV will tell you for a fact that you’ve tuned in to PBS during a fundraiser.
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
“Sure we look disgustingBut whose chops are we bustingIn a year, maybe two, we’ll seem tame
And three years down the trackWe’ll be a Las Vegas lounge actWe’ll be backWe’ll be back, ‘cus we’re the Boingers…"
I’m A Boinger—Billy and the Boingers