Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 26, 2010

Their hailing frequencies will be answered by the next available associate.

Do not end your transmission as this will further delay your call.

Gee, Dirk Raider, if you want a date with Pam, why don’t you just call her up; you don’t have to invade the R.U. Sirius to disguise your intentions.

But Sheik, you know Pam appreciates strength …

Call her up? With that phone service?

It doesn’t show in the strip, but that voice system has an Indian accent.

Very annoying those automated voice systems. Anybody got a phazer.

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Pres 1 for English, 2 for Romulan, and 3 for Martian. All others please hold. Your call is very important to us.

… for quality assurance, this call is being recorded and posted at youtube.

Gained a little backbone since your last invasion attempt, Dirk?

If you are calling about impending doom and lack of sufficiently strong coffee press six quickly three times.

Just for your information, when you hear your call is being recorded for quality control and training purposes, you are being lied to. The calls are being recorded so the company can cover their a**es. Be very careful what you say when you are being recorded by Corporate America.

To speak Faringi press three.

Your call is important to us, please hold. You are caller 101 on the call waiting list.

“The estimated time until your call will be answered is approximately…7 eons. Please continune to hold.”

but of course we will entertain you with endless repetition of a pop tune from the last century while you hold

Looks like the perfect defense to me.

My machine talks to robo-callers a lot. They’re planning something.

If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, press one. If not, press two.

They saw him on Hailer ID and let it go to the machine.

there goes another keyboard, Sherlock!

“Press One” should be for English and 2 for Spanish. Invasions should rate about a 97 on the R.U.Sirius phone system.