Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 26, 2010

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Their hailing frequencies will be answered by the next available associate.

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    LordDogmore  over 14 years ago

    Do not end your transmission as this will further delay your call.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Gee, Dirk Raider, if you want a date with Pam, why don’t you just call her up; you don’t have to invade the R.U. Sirius to disguise your intentions.

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    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    But Sheik, you know Pam appreciates strength …

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    dataweaver  over 14 years ago

    Call her up? With that phone service?

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    Sandfan  over 14 years ago

    It doesn’t show in the strip, but that voice system has an Indian accent.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Very annoying those automated voice systems. Anybody got a phazer.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Pres 1 for English, 2 for Romulan, and 3 for Martian. All others please hold. Your call is very important to us.

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    jkoskov  over 14 years ago

    … for quality assurance, this call is being recorded and posted at youtube.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Gained a little backbone since your last invasion attempt, Dirk?

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    poohbear8192  over 14 years ago

    If you are calling about impending doom and lack of sufficiently strong coffee press six quickly three times.

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    WaitingMan  over 14 years ago

    Just for your information, when you hear your call is being recorded for quality control and training purposes, you are being lied to. The calls are being recorded so the company can cover their a**es. Be very careful what you say when you are being recorded by Corporate America.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    To speak Faringi press three.

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    Your call is important to us, please hold. You are caller 101 on the call waiting list.

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    “The estimated time until your call will be answered is approximately…7 eons. Please continune to hold.”

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    olmail  over 14 years ago

    but of course we will entertain you with endless repetition of a pop tune from the last century while you hold

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Looks like the perfect defense to me.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago

    My machine talks to robo-callers a lot. They’re planning something.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, press one. If not, press two.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    They saw him on Hailer ID and let it go to the machine.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    there goes another keyboard, Sherlock!

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    “Press One” should be for English and 2 for Spanish. Invasions should rate about a 97 on the R.U.Sirius phone system.

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