Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 20, 2016

Fuchi Capesta

Can you light a brain fart?

a.k.a. Taco Bell.

Get thee behind me, satin.

Gu bheil e furasta dhuibh a ràdh.

And then, Dirty Duck says, “La pissoir is that way, greenhorn”. Blinded by the light, I guess.(This was many years before the Paul Ruebens incident.)

If this comic was a pilot light, it would be out by now!

Use your Google machine to check the interwebs. It is a fascinating bit of history.You need to recall the days of parachute pants and the adolescent fascination with igniting flatulence, and how those children are now approaching forty.Or maybe it was the days of flaming aber guts. There is nothing a flaming purple Jesus cannot fix, unless it is resistant to faddish bar drinks.

Remember that a brain fart is an idea produced by a micro-managing superior who is attempting to arrive at an immaculate conception. Normally, after much straining and effort, an idea generally lacking in substance is produced. They are usually malodorous.Most such virgin births result in saviors that rely on unsustainable miracles and produce actual salvation only through their eventual demise, which is sadly never permanent, normally being followed by resurrection and a new and glorified embodiment.We could write this down, but even then it would soon be forgotten.

Here’s a Clean Concept for you, Lady: while aboard a friend’s small watercraft, I was about to use the head but saw that the tank had not been emptied lately. So I waited until we were ashore….(I know, a pointless tale. But also lame!)

http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2016/02/20Telling tales about Teresa again, Joshie? What’s your obsession?

Remember the BYOB on the invite?That was brain, not bottle.I know it is work, and you just want to feel the love, but you have to dig for it. So dig, and be the champion I know you can be, and bring back that trophy with the number 1 on it!

Is that sign pointing stage left or stage right?

applesauce

Yes… that is the 1.