Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 22, 2016

The lullee.

ENDS IN THE SLAMMER.

I take credit for being stupid no matter which side of the situation I happen to occupy at the moment.If you are really good at something, don’t shy away from being known for it.That said, whenever possible, you should use indirect lighting and allow the highest level of contrast possible in objects being viewed to make details stand out clearly.

Why is he hiding his answer? Is he afraid we want to copy from his paper? I am NOT a cheat. I was just stretching my neck in his direction.

Is he wearing false eyelashes?

His window ledge needs a small sun-loving plant sitting on it.

I am old enough to remember the focus they’d put on the angle of the light for reading and doing homework. One of the many proscriptions given to us in the guise of “being helpful.”

After this he went in to the priesthood !

The lulled of course. How many times did your mother ask you … “If one of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off too???”

Never face the light, nor especially the windows! Always let the light source fall over your off-shoulder if possible. Also, never leave your back exposed to dirty rotten little back-shooters: remember old Wild Bill Hickok in Deadwood, S.D.

Lullaby Of Broadway

Father Ruy Lopez recommended seating your chess opponent so the sun is in his eyes. Competitive lighting. There may not be a “nice” game of chess.

Having perfected the dual-firing BB and tiny arrow Gatling Nerf Gun, I tested it on the first target that crossed my path. It went well enough, though I nearly put out somebody’s eye and had to go to bed without dinner.