Heart of the City by Steenz for July 28, 2010

No, Scott was a Star TREK character.

@GEE1A: To tomorrow. When the new strip appears tomorrow, just click back at the previous strip (which will be this one) before seeing the new one, read it, then after seeing the “…MORE!” and direction arrow, click on to the new strip for the surprise.

/me throws toilet paper

SCOTTtheBADGER: ”No, Scott was a Star TREK character.”

Moff Tarkin: “This battle station is fully operational. Proceed to Alderaan at once, and we shall demonstrate its power.”

Darth Scotty: “Beggin’ the Moff’s pardon, I would nae go so far as to say ‘fully operational’. I’ve been looking over these schematics, and I dinna like the looks o’ that thermal exhaust port. A single wee torpedo down its gullet would like tae bring the the whole Death Star doon aroond our ears. Hoot Mon! At my auld job, this never…”

Tarkin: “We’re sick of hearing about your old job, Lord Scott. What are we looking at? Give me the bottom line.”

Scotty: “Och, I can fix it for you, right enough, but I NEED MORE TIME. Also, you’ll need to authorize time-and-a-half for me crew…”

Tarkin: “Spare us your contractor’s ways, you Highland git! We’re already behind schedule and over-budget because of your incessant, niggling tinkering. I only hired you because you people are supposed to know how to stretch a buck.”

Scott: “What do ye mean, ‘You people…’?”

Tarkin: “SHUT UP! It’s good enough for government work! Full speed to Alderaan, and drop Darth Scott off at the first opportunity. His services are no longer required by the Empire.”

Not so much a Blooper as a Deleted Scene, but what a find!

I thought “Great Scott” was what Doc Brown said in “Back To The Future.”

Fritzoid:

VERY funny. I am currently rolling on my floor laughing my bum off. Thanks

I can’t take full credit. It’s more or less a verbatim transcript from a meeting at Apple, as Steve Jobs was preparing to roll out the new iPhone. ;-)

Fritzoid. That was great. Scott

It’s from the Star Wars porno spoof!