If they cost too much, he should just ask for the generic placebo.
Or maybe he could switch from Smarties to Good & Plenty, since licorice has some medicinal properties.
See, Scott? You don’t even need a health plan to feel good.
After paying my health plan I get a placebo for a check. Glad the government is going to give me a rebate check for paying. Oh yeah, and 40 acres and a mule.
An ambitious guy would tell the boss that he cacn get him “Placebono” from a source in Mexico, then sell him Smarties for $50 a roll.
This was posted on cracked dot com last week. I was worried I had stroked out and missed a very funny comic.
I can see the commercials now…
“Ask your doctor if Placebonol (TM) is right for you…”
Luke sold Bubba some little brown “Smart Pills” for ten bucks each with the promise they would make him smarter within a week.
One week and seventy dollars later, an angry Bubba catches Luke and yells, “Them Smart Pills I been taking weren’t nuthin’ but rabbit turds!”
“See?” says Luke. “They worked!”
Placebonol!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
If they cost too much, he should just ask for the generic placebo.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Or maybe he could switch from Smarties to Good & Plenty, since licorice has some medicinal properties.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
See, Scott? You don’t even need a health plan to feel good.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
After paying my health plan I get a placebo for a check. Glad the government is going to give me a rebate check for paying. Oh yeah, and 40 acres and a mule.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
An ambitious guy would tell the boss that he cacn get him “Placebono” from a source in Mexico, then sell him Smarties for $50 a roll.
connanraspa over 14 years ago
This was posted on cracked dot com last week. I was worried I had stroked out and missed a very funny comic.
Hoomi over 14 years ago
I can see the commercials now…
“Ask your doctor if Placebonol (TM) is right for you…”
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Luke sold Bubba some little brown “Smart Pills” for ten bucks each with the promise they would make him smarter within a week.
One week and seventy dollars later, an angry Bubba catches Luke and yells, “Them Smart Pills I been taking weren’t nuthin’ but rabbit turds!”
“See?” says Luke. “They worked!”
weecanadian over 14 years ago
Placebonol!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!