Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 19, 2010

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    If they cost too much, he should just ask for the generic placebo.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Or maybe he could switch from Smarties to Good & Plenty, since licorice has some medicinal properties.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    See, Scott? You don’t even need a health plan to feel good.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    After paying my health plan I get a placebo for a check. Glad the government is going to give me a rebate check for paying. Oh yeah, and 40 acres and a mule.

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    An ambitious guy would tell the boss that he cacn get him “Placebono” from a source in Mexico, then sell him Smarties for $50 a roll.

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    connanraspa  over 14 years ago

    This was posted on cracked dot com last week. I was worried I had stroked out and missed a very funny comic.

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    Hoomi  over 14 years ago

    I can see the commercials now…

    “Ask your doctor if Placebonol (TM) is right for you…”

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    Luke sold Bubba some little brown “Smart Pills” for ten bucks each with the promise they would make him smarter within a week.

    One week and seventy dollars later, an angry Bubba catches Luke and yells, “Them Smart Pills I been taking weren’t nuthin’ but rabbit turds!”

    “See?” says Luke. “They worked!”

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    weecanadian  over 14 years ago

    Placebonol!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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