Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 17, 2016

Oh Leopold….you are a baaaaaaad boy.

As long as is not in the heart….

Well done, Leopold. Well done.

And afterwards? A nice, refreshing baste.

So nearly all the vampire movies that exist are doing it wrong, huh?And can you find just one strip where Gary drinks blood?And you still haven’t properly explained how an “undead” is alive.So, how does it feel when someone picks apart the logic of your posts? :-)

And the best thing about it is that it lets you know when you’re done!

I do admire Gary, running (sort of; he tends to waddle more) with a meat thermometer self-stuck in his thigh! That must smart.But Leopold has really scored in this strip, causing Gary to inflict pain upon himself and thus give Leopold a rush!

Ah, so vampires aren’t supernatural creatures at all! They just have widdle colds…Where do you get all this fascinating information?

NG, Vampires can drink tomato juice instead but dislike the aftertaste. (Little known fact.)

How stupid is Gary? He’s undead. He’s got no temperature!