Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 06, 2016

Captain Napalm’s kryptonite — the locked door.

Nice set of teeth for a six year old.I should be so lucky!

Mom must help out and rescue from any hopeless situation!

Captain Napalm was wery famous in the ’60s in the Far East

So, what kind of stuff does Captain Napalm arm himself with? Remember, this is supposed to be a 6-year old kid….

Stupendous Man will save Captain Napalm

Is Hobbes’ Superhero Sidekick moniker Agent Orange?

When Bart Simpson got locked in a closet, he missed going out with the family for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

Apparently, super hero MOMMMMMMM, is still available. Good to know.

Super power: the ability to summon his mom anytime, anywhere.

Way to go Calvin! So far, best laugh of the day.

Just you wait 9 or 10 years and see what happens…

Even super heroes need their mom

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?Lance: What?Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.[kneels]Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like[sniffing, pondering]Kilgore: victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…

Bring a torch next time, Calvin and shine it upwards on your face. Like people do when they tell Halloween Stories.

xxx

And what could be a better example of the American Way, than a kid getting himself locked up and calling his Mom to bail him out?

…an obvious case of transformus interruptus….

I think his name being Napalm is in poor taste.

Forgot the flashlight to find a way out :P

I think Calvin’s mom might leave him in there a while, she need’s a break

“he quickly…” discovers the limitations of his super-human powers.

How does Calvin know about napalm?