Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 18, 2016

Them? Plural? Hmm.. legs? bum cheeks? arms? pectoral enhancements? ears?

Men often over-focus on “them”.

and as long as SHE doesn’t have to reach to his knees to pick his xxxxxxxxx-men sag too-and what used to point to the sky now points at the shoes

Well at least she got “that” off her chest!

I hope none of the self appointed censors out there try to “nip” this in the bud. Some people try to cast a negative light on conversations and comments made between a married couple who are very much in love.

Don’t need any more than a mouthfull!

Ain’t the size. It’s how their wired up. .(I notice Arlo said nothing, wisely avoiding the usual tit for tat. Later, he’ll suggest they conduct an experiment to check her claim.)

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I can guess my wife’s weight within a pound just based on their heft. Sad.

I have always wanted to be a small person. Instead I’m a rather ..large one. My dream of getting “smaller” after menopause was shattered when I rather rudely learned that the opposite most often happens.

Yep, first place hubby looks after he congratulates me, that’s ok though since I look at his tush when he loses weight…. good for the goose good for the gander…

When he stops looking, get worried.

Go back to May 25, 2011

http://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2011/05/25#CMT

Thanks all for a laff-a-second today! :D :D

Of course he likes them………..Are you talking about boobs or buns

Why, whatever is Janis talking about?

I’ve often wondered about that theory. If being gay is something innate, what does the population have to do with it? People were and are gay in agrarian times and in agrarian societies; but with arranged marriages in such societies, quite a lot of couples are unhappy and nobody would notice exactly why.

Oh, and getting back on topic: what’s the big deal about boobies? If you show a fat man with his shirt off from the neck down, it looks like the exact same thing, but one causes such outrage when shown on the Superbowl Halftime Show and the other doesn’t. Breasts are for feeding babies, but that’s just me.

Big, little, pointy, droopy, cockeyed ~~ all fascinating works of art..I’ve noticed Janis isn’t as worried about losing her looks as she once was; she knows Arlo will ALWAYS approve.

Yeah Arlo will always approve. Because he’s a comic strip man. Real men, unfortunately, are rarely so forgiving of the realities of time.

Thanks, for the mammaries, The big ones and the smallOn short ones and the tallThe kind that bounceThe kind that swayThe kind that will come out to playOh, thank you so much….

Me…

Thank you, I’ll be here all week….

Hey, I can’t always write serious songs, but I can always write about breasts…..