Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 28, 2016

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    We had to shoot him 136 times before he stopped resisting.

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    celeconecca  almost 9 years ago

    That was the trouble with Hokey Pokey – he’d put his right leg in, he’d put his right leg out, he’d put his right leg in and he’d shake it all about. And so on.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    One of my favorite Monty Python sketches.Mrs Conclusion: Hello, Mrs Premise.Mrs Premise: Hello, Mrs Conclusion.Mrs Conclusion: Busy day?Mrs Premise: Busy! I’ve just spent four hours burying the cat.Mrs Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat?Mrs Premise: Yes! It wouldn’t keep still, wriggling about howling its head off.Mrs Conclusion: Oh – it wasn’t dead then?Mrs Premise: Well, no, no, but it’s not at all a well cat so as we were going away for a fortnight’s holiday, I thought I’d better bury it just to be on the safe side.… and on to soiled budgies, Mrs Jean Paul Sartre, etc.

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    cubswin2016  almost 9 years ago

    Must be a rookie police officer.

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    jtviper7  almost 9 years ago

    " Was he dead "

    " He said he wasn’t, but he was a habitual lair."

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    “Bring out your dead!”

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    linsonl  almost 9 years ago

    There is an old joke about a farmer driving a wagon pulled by two horses that got hit by a car. The farmer suffered a broken leg, and sued for damages. On the witness stand, the defendant’s lawyer said: “I have a police report here that states you said you didn’t have any injury at the scene. How do you explain that?” The farmer replied: “The officer looked at one of my horses and said This one has a broken leg and shot him in the head. Then he looked at the other horse and said This one has a broken leg, too. and shot him in the head, too. Then he said to me How are you? There ain’t no way I was going to tell him I had a broken leg, too.”

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 9 years ago

    NOT DEAD YET!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 9 years ago

    Snopes has yet to evaluate the rumor of a hospital note saying, “The patient refused autopsy.”

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