Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 25, 2016

I see that $23 million slip-sliding away.

A fool and his Monet are soon parted.

New car, caviar, four star daydream,Think I’ll buy me a football team

Any chauffeur worth his weight in canine fecal matter would be out there opening the door for him! Tsk tsk…

Read an article where a guy won 10 million, blew it all in 3 years.

You nailed it NeedaChuckle. I hear that bankruptcy is one of the most common consequences of winning a lottery. And yesterday I heard that somebody quit his job, mistakenly believing he’d won one. Hope he can get it back. “You have about the same chance of winning, whether you play or not.”

That’s cuz the driver is supposed to get out and open it for you.

“Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.” Tug McGraw

You really think the rental limo chauffeur is going step out in all that snow ?

The reason that Zonk has to open his own door is that he hasn’t yet learned that as a rich person you BUY a limo and driver, you don’t rent. He’ll pick up on these fine points as he goes along.

The idea is do not touch the principle. Just live off the dividends from stock market investments.

It took me a sec to realize this was still a “Classic”. I thought for a minute that ZZ Bud had finally taken off.

That’s why he wound up working for Boopsie and BD….

Everything is changed from panel #1 to #2!

Forget the handle; just use the ejection seat button.