Who here is old enough to remember the “Happy to Be Me” dolls from the 80s? They were made as a realistic alternative to Barbie, with proportions more in line with what a real woman would have.
Kids didn’t want realistic. “Happy to Be Me” went out of production quickly, and Barbie is still here.
It helps to realize that John W. Ryan, the man who “designed” the Barbie doll, used to design missiles before he went to work for Mattel. He certainly got those warheads in place.
I put the word designed in quotes because Barbie was actually adapted from a German doll called “Bild Lilli” without paying any royalties to the originator (five years after Barbie went on sale, Mattel eventually ponied up and bought the rights)..
ksoskins over 14 years ago
And that Barbie doll was elected governor of Alaska; everyone’s heard about Caribou Barbie.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Must be Nancy Pelosi– Botox Barbie.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Barbie goes to Washington, with briefcase and palm pen.
Hoomi over 14 years ago
Who here is old enough to remember the “Happy to Be Me” dolls from the 80s? They were made as a realistic alternative to Barbie, with proportions more in line with what a real woman would have.
Kids didn’t want realistic. “Happy to Be Me” went out of production quickly, and Barbie is still here.
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
Sheik Yerbouti, good one. I was going to make that comparison too, but you beat me to the punch.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
To the depths of the shallow, exploring the outer fringes of mediocrity.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
The first time I saw a Barbi doll I was sure there must be batteries somehow involved.
thejimbodanza over 14 years ago
Barbie so often leads to cheerleading, cosmetics, and Republicanism
runar over 14 years ago
It helps to realize that John W. Ryan, the man who “designed” the Barbie doll, used to design missiles before he went to work for Mattel. He certainly got those warheads in place.
I put the word designed in quotes because Barbie was actually adapted from a German doll called “Bild Lilli” without paying any royalties to the originator (five years after Barbie went on sale, Mattel eventually ponied up and bought the rights)..