Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 03, 2016

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    When I was a kid in the 60s we used to joke about wishing we had shoes with wheels to make the trek to school easier. Now they have them, but few kids walk to school these days. Some day cringe they’ll probably have little motors in them, too.

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    glenn_harper  almost 9 years ago

    The blind woman is looking at him?

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    The inventor of the Segway reversed off a cliff while riding it, and was killed. Ironic. People in my city seem to fall off them with no precipice necessary.

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    Cloudchaser  almost 9 years ago

    When is someone going to invent a self walking trunk that follows its master wherever they go?

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    gammaguy  almost 9 years ago

    The cartoon is unrealistic. The guy isn’t looking at a phone.

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    Phred Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Self-walking shoes is kinda creepy.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    You have to give credit to Alastair, shown above. He’s a real self-starter.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    After furthering the progress of sloth and obesity, those shoes will be wanting to tie one on.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Why not? Hand held devices have already created a huge crop of zombies…

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    gmoldmule  almost 9 years ago

    Waiting for the self wiping toilet seats, without water jets…

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-14167868July 2011

    A millionaire businessman who fell from a cliff while riding his Segway scooter probably died after trying to make way for a dog walker, an inquest has heard.Jimi Heselden, 62, reversed the machine to make way for another dog walker.Coroner David Hinchcliff said the boss of the Segway company apparently died due to this “act of courtesy”.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    They make him look four feet taller.

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    pabsfx-comics  almost 9 years ago

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-tycoon-Jimi-Heselden-dies-cliff-plunge-scooters.html

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    TIMH  almost 9 years ago

    That’s what hoverboards are for. They are really hot items!

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    marauderdeuce  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if the soles are made of Sapient Pearwood…

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    We used to see jokes like this fifty or more years ago (on “The Jetsons” for instance) but they involved moving sidewalks.

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