Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 05, 2016
February 04, 2016
February 06, 2016
Transcript:
Ernesto: Hello, Peter. Petey: Hi,um ,Ernesto. I didn't know your locker was down here. Ernesto: My locker? My locker is in the private reserved section in Hall A, next to the main office. Petey: UGK! What's that smell? Ernesto: Ah! My personal hand sanitizer! It's bottled for me by an artisanal hand sanitizerist. It's mole scented. Petey: MOLE-SCENTED?! Ernesto: Of course! Moles dig in the dirt constantly and need a powerful hand sanitizer! It makes perfect sense! Petey: I gotta go-
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
RUN!!!
Ellex almost 9 years ago
Hmmm, smells bad and is based on burrowing mammals. . . . . does it smell like molasses?
GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Run, don’t walk.
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 9 years ago
Ahh. Adding to mystique of Ernesto
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Of course moles need hand-sanitizer. Who wants to eat worms with dirty hands? (You hands, not the worm’s.)
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
Who would want anything mole-scented!…….but, then, I have never smelled a mole.
Piksea Premium Member almost 9 years ago
For the first time, I really do hope that Ernesto is imaginary. He is way too much for reality.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s hard when you’re used to being the weird kid in the room and along comes someone really wacked. (Ask Cruz.)
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Isn’t this how homeopathy works?
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Ernesto is too hyper-logical to be real. He has got to be a Nightmare Manifestation, amok in Petey’s world (cf. A Nightmare on Elm Street in its countless iterations)….