B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 01, 2016

you just figured that out and I thought you just walked slow

He believed the commercials and tried to use the wings that Red Bull supposedly gives.

That’s his Wyle E. Coyote impression…err, depression.

I’ve never seen a Red Bull commercial.

There’s a reason it’s called “Red BULL”…

Which Red Bull commercials would those be? The ones that won’t air until tens of thousands of years after John is gone, because he lives in prehistoric times? Those Red Bull commercials?

Stupid is as stupid does.

Just don’t give any Red Bull to any of those prehistoric monsters.

I’m glad somebody explained this, as I had no idea what is going on!

BTW, what is red bull anyway? I assume it is a “soft” drink, and maybe it has a bit more caffein and sugar, but what is the point? It has been a very long time since “Coke” contained cocaine…

“never once was I swarmed with women after spraying the stuff on myself”.Ah, but they FLEE as rapidly as usual?To check effectiveness, you must compare to the situation before using it.

Besides, prove they DIDN’T have Red Bull in the Stone Age.Absence of proof is not proof of absence.(No matter how unlikely.)

Those old Axe Body Spray commercials lied too, never once was I swarmed with women after spraying the stuff on myself

Maybe you should upgrade from Ivory soap to Lifebuoy or Dial…

♫I belieeeeve I can fly…♪♪♫

Do they come already charged, or do you need to plug them in first?