Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 03, 2016

There’s no going back.

whats up with the gifs?

Scooter and the boys are watching Doggie Does Dallas, again !

Not content to watch reruns of K9 Undercover, CSI Vet, and When Good Dogs Go Bad, they now crave doggie style porn.

It’s time to curb their enthusiasm and bring these home-grown productions to heel. It certainly isn’t good for the boys to sit and stay in front of the television, all day.We have to keep Scooter and his pals on a tight leash and close down Little Miss Millie High Maintenance’s provocative pooch productions !

We’ve got to take a bite out of crime before it bites us !!

Such good work by previous commenters. I bow to your wisdom. But I do fear that Miss Millie High Maintenance is getting a bad rap. I hear talk that it’s a case of “revenge porn.”

Or, they could be watching the Bunnies.After all, they are dogs.

Don’t forget it’s almost time for Spring Break – and Dogs Gone Wild, More Dogs Gone Wild, and Dogs Gone Wilder!@Happy – cutest lil white cottontail I ever did see : D

Funny comments about these clever(?) dogs. Linguist -excellent as usual. (doggie style porn – hmmm)Someone better start hiding their remotes.

sew bEV…. Izzat Skroodje McDucks new movie… “Monky MONEY SHOT”

“All Dogs go to Heaven”, starring Miss Millie High-Maintenance, Big Red, Marley, Old Yeller, Benji, Beethoven, and 101 Dalmatians…

Laytesst enkryptid message beemed from XTi industrys geosinkranus saddlyte….“freighter BSS Munky Maru in transit SoPac frum Turdmunkistan w/YAK Produck; ETA 2330 Zulu Thursty”(gotta go fillowt sum PERMITS now…)

freez drYd YakJerky $17.43/pownd with a coopin…SuSuns Lime & Tang sHooters at teh TIKI…$1.22 ea……NEW Drink feetcherd tunite… teh “Higglepooter WallBanger” $1.56 til midnyte…Aks SuSun…;())

(its HER ideer)

not vaylabul at teh dRyvup… (eksept fer bEV)

I did an image search for bunny porn.I do belive that i will pass on posting any of them.

Monkey! So glad you’re on the way home!

We need you here in Ballard County.

BTW…. the shooters are lime and orange juice. Susan doesn’t use Tang no matter how expensive oranges get.

And besides, they’re on sale right now…. 3 lbs for $1 at the West Ballard Grab n’ Go (but pay first!), and 35½ cents a pound at Ballard Brothers Fine Fruit and Family Flu Remedies….where I will pay the little bit extra cos I was heading there anyway.

I am SO glad you won’t make me sell Wallbangers in the Drive-through….though why you would except Bev, of all people, is beyond me.By this time of night she should be restricted to traveling on foot!

And she should do all her drinking inside the bar, where we can monitor her consumption.

Happy … amazing what you can find on the internet, isn’t it?Even if you didn’t want to.