Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 31, 2016

“Versus” fighting traffic, Leopold! Enunciate more clearly! (Must be those human ligaments stuck between your fangs.)

Panhandling Gary for just quarters? That guy must be really old and out of touch! Public transportation certainly can be very iffy, though more so on subway/elevated systems than on busses, so far….

The ones here in Atlanta and my birthplace (Savannah, Ga.) are always clean.

In fact, if the driver even see you spitting on the bus in my ex-home of Savannah, he’ll throw you off! That’s just how strict that city is!

Gary should have a relaxing bite on the bus ride and he’d feel better.

I bet the music on the !Pad is “Another One Rides the Bus”

I guess the toad vomited up Leo from yesterday! RAAAAAALPH!!!!!!!

Leo fled the moment he heard about the toad.

Yeahhhhh, there are moments.

“No modern bus in Houston is like that.”.Have you ridden EVERY bus?There weren’t any panhandlers?Never a mugger?Nobody playing loud music?Nobody who ever threw trash on the floor?.So things DO get better after they leave school and get off the school bus for good.

most impressive

“Versus,” not “verses”

Gary could only ride the night bus.