The baby chick asked the mother hen…“Am I a people?”Mother hen to baby chick…“No, you’re a chicken.”Baby chick…“Do chickens come from people?”Mother hen…“No, chickens come from eggs.”Baby chicken…“Are eggs born?”Mother hen…“No, eggs are laid,”Baby chicken…“Are people laid?”Mother hen…“Some are ,others are chicken.”Baby chicken…???
Dan Collins creator almost 9 years ago
Dont forget Plumpty.
Leroy almost 9 years ago
“Keep your sunny side up!” Oh, wait — I’m sorry honey, I didn’t think.
PICTO almost 9 years ago
The baby chick asked the mother hen…“Am I a people?”Mother hen to baby chick…“No, you’re a chicken.”Baby chick…“Do chickens come from people?”Mother hen…“No, chickens come from eggs.”Baby chicken…“Are eggs born?”Mother hen…“No, eggs are laid,”Baby chicken…“Are people laid?”Mother hen…“Some are ,others are chicken.”Baby chicken…???
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Whatever shell we do?
Picto… and people come from people who have been…. never mind.
Jonni almost 9 years ago
The dirty dozen poached his job.
Joken' almost 9 years ago
I wonder where the cartoonist poached this one from?
ziggman14304 almost 9 years ago
Omelet this one pass.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 9 years ago
This is eggscructiating.
Dan Collins creator almost 9 years ago
I knew this would bring out the punographers. Hey, you guys are using my jokes before I can run them!
puppeterry almost 9 years ago
Ahhh, the yolk’s on you.
(They don’t get better, only faster.)
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Poor guy! He was shellacked!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
What a bad egg joke.