Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 2016
Transcript:
Coroner: Dean Honey? Coroner's office. Honey: Oh, thank goodness you're here! Coroner: Here's a copy of my report on Monsieur Duke. Honey: Report? But you haven't examined him yet! Coroner: It is not necessary, Mademoiselle. All deaths in Haiti are from natural causes. Honey: Forget it! I demand that you examine the deceased now! Coroner: Sigh, if you insist. Got a nail file or something? Honey: Never mind.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
“I don’t see any blood splatter, so it’s natural causes.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
In a sincere and sober democracy like Baby Doc’ Haiti nobody died for political causes
SKJAM! Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Natural causes. If you stick a knife in someone’s heart, naturally it stops beating.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes, the fact that he was old, overweight and smoked had nothing to do with his death.
rlcooke over 8 years ago
It looks vaguely suspicious that he was the guest of a recent litigant before the court. I’m not judging, just saying it looks dicey. But I wouldn’t suspect foul play here. He was surely among friends.
twhalen over 8 years ago
Yasser Arafat is still dead
Diat60 over 8 years ago
We all die of the same cause – lack of breath.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
The Scalia family could have asked for an autopsy and chose not to.
patlaborvi over 8 years ago
At that time in Haiti, death by gunshot actually was a natural cause, especially if you disagreed with anything the Duvalia’s said.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Unless I’m mistaken, most drugs are made from natural ingredients.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
He better have been dead; they buried him. :-)
craygz Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wasn’t Duke’s head at the other end of the bed yesterday?
TIMH over 8 years ago
Is auto-erotic asphyxiation a natural cause?