Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 2016
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Transcript:
Coroner: Dean Honey? Coroner's office. Honey: Oh, thank goodness you're here! Coroner: Here's a copy of my report on Monsieur Duke. Honey: Report? But you haven't examined him yet! Coroner: It is not necessary, Mademoiselle. All deaths in Haiti are from natural causes. Honey: Forget it! I demand that you examine the deceased now! Coroner: Sigh, if you insist. Got a nail file or something? Honey: Never mind.
Yes, the fact that he was old, overweight and smoked had nothing to do with his death.